Shit New Yorkers Say

“All I’ve eaten today is a bagel!” 

(Source: interweber, via katespencer)

19 January 2012 ·

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About Asie:

"New Yorker into tech/freedom/funny

...cause once you go Persian, you won't want any other version."

UPCOMING SHOWS:

2/16th Entertain the Bartender, 8PM Angels & Kings NY, NY

2/18th Losing It: Virginity Stories, 8PM, Branded Saloon, BK, NY

3/4th Fortune Cookie Lounge, 8PM, NY, NY

3/9-13th Women in Comedy Festival, TBD Boston, MA

3/25th Village Lantern, 8PM NY, NY

3/26th Family Hour, 8PM The PIT, NY, NY

3/30th Hank's Saloon, 8PM BK, NY

4/20th Park Side Lounge, 8PM NY, NY

5/4th Burning Bridges at McSwiggans (2nd Ave & 23rd St., 8PM NY, NY

5/5th Big Brown Comedy Hour, Broadway Comedy Club, 8PM, NY, NY

5/9 Dive Comedy, Freddy's Backroom, 8PM, BK, NY

5/13 Comedy Massacre, On The Rox, 10:00PM, Queens, NY

5/14 We Are Not Hipsters, Legion Bar, 6:30PM, BK, NY

6/4 We Are Not Hipsters, Legion Bar, 6:30PM, BK, NY

6/12 Private Event

7/11 Case of The Monday's, Manchester Pub, NY, NY

7/13 Comedy @ The Way Station, BK, NY

7/23 Washington DC