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Jersey City

Is there anyway for me to ride my bike over for a gig I have on Friday?

Aug 31st

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lorenrochelle: Q-Tip- Vivrant Thing could.not.help.myself. ah, 1999 was a good year.  Wait, is...

Aug 31st

Menstruating Twitter Oversharers...

cajunboy: I’m watching you.  I bet if your peany spontaneously bled for 5 days every month...

Aug 31st

Aksion

Today, I: Submitted to a comedy festival in the Middle East Submitted to the NY Underground...

Aug 31st

inothernews: WHAT PRICE DEMOCRACY Lal Mohammad, a...

Aug 31st

Reblog with your first job and age you...

biteofpythias: Grocery store produce department. 14 yrs.  Cheesequake Pharmacy, 15

Aug 31st

seaofgreen: Yossi Lemel for SocialDesignZine (via Gary...

Aug 31st

walpaper: My best friend and my best friend’s son. God, I...

Aug 29th

“Care more about your vision than your reputation.”
—  Principles of Spontaneous...

Aug 29th

Absolute Pear, tastes like hand lotion.

Aug 29th

time to bust out some jeans

Forgot I even owned them. It’s probably for the best, my legs are all bruised from biking...

Aug 28th

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George Michael & Mary J. Blige - As (via lickystickypickyme)  Until the rainbow burns the...

Aug 28th

“After I recovered from the initial shock of someone from a...”
— Kara Buller’s post about...

Aug 28th

lame

Aug 28th

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darklamb: overit: Rachel Zoe Outtakes first 1/2 is funnier than second 1/2. bananas amazing. ...

Aug 27th

No bullshit. Brighton Beach

Aug 27th

hman: I think this Kennedy is alive. (via) yeah, let me...

Aug 26th

pink puffy something

I slipped between the closing doors on the F train at Broadway-Lafayette, sat down and saw something...

Aug 26th

Because we can’t call you, you’re going to have...

Aug 24th

head case

I did a mic at Karma tonight. There was a random Persian guy in the audience that yelled out,...

Aug 24th

ohhleary: I actually do enjoy coming home to my neatly-made...

Aug 24th

sweetsilverlining: (via uppereastside)

Aug 22nd

"Iranian boy who defied Tehran...

nowihaveablog: Via Tehran Bureau: “Reza’s ordeal began in mid-July when he was arrested with...

Aug 22nd

“Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much...”
— George Costanza (via...

Aug 22nd

tenderbuttons:  ummmm

Aug 22nd

Daily Affirmations

whatcriscilikes: (repeat in the mirror 10 times) WE’RE ALL RETARDED ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL...

Aug 21st

bollywood update

darklamb: um, our dance class is amazing. asie and i rocked out in our first class ever, equal parts...

Aug 21st

bbook: Today’s a magical day! Meet our September Issue cover...

Aug 21st

district 9

I just saw a fb status that it was awesome. Confirmations?

Aug 21st

you can never leave

I’m glad I never have to break up with tumblr because everything reminds me of it and...

Aug 21st

Rode my bike over the bridge today for the first time. Hooray. Saw BagCoffee on the bridge on my...

Aug 21st

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frangry: I have a few things to say about this video: ‘Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful’ is...

Aug 21st

maidennewyork: architectureblog: (via maluna)  I’VE...

Aug 21st

Home, James! And don’t spare the horses.

Aug 19th

“Despite the old saying “opposites attract,” scholars have...”
— NYT Zero Introspective...

Aug 18th

What if God was one of us…

Aug 17th

darklamb: kvetchlandia: Steven Meisel for Italian Vogue...

Aug 17th

The Fuji: svedka, kiwi, cucumber, lime, sugar at East Side...

Aug 16th

Park Slope Library: Keepin’ it real

Aug 15th

Persian Conquest: A look inside the elite Iranian Jewish...

Aug 15th

molls: After seeing this I’d say I’m pretty damn lucky to...

Aug 14th

“I’m telling you no matter how low they drive support for...”
— Bill Clinton (via apsies) (via...

Aug 14th

badassyella: miss rose  Kanya has good taste

Aug 14th

(via badassyella)

Aug 14th

Second girl friend this month

messaging me on how to get rid of a hickey… Who are you hooking up with, 8th graders? At...

Aug 13th

darklamb: overit: Perfect! (badassyella) o shit! i...

Aug 13th

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another...”
— Winston Churchill (via...

Aug 12th

frangry:(via theduty) My mom is going to love this post and...

Aug 12th

Everyday I’m hustlin

Aug 12th

Doing a mic at Bowery Poetry Club

If I wasn’t a lesbian before, I may be turning into one tonight

Aug 10th

(via imaginaryassholes) Because, because, because, because,...

Aug 10th

“Hey I know it’s not my business but are you a lesbian?”
— - My old intern, Will Clarke...

Aug 10th

operationfailure: I am Immortal! I have inside me blood...

Aug 10th

kfan: (via Klara Kim)

Aug 10th

“After six to eight hours of network deprivation — also known...”
— Brad Stone, Breakfast Can...

Aug 10th

I spoke too soon.

natface: Two mosquito bites I thought were just big ones are two each. Plus another has appeared....

Aug 10th

“We are half-hearted creatures, fooling around with drink and...”
— C. S. Lewis (via...

Aug 10th

“A 26-year-old woman living in Manhattan said she dreaded...”
— NYT: Party On, but No Tweets

Aug 9th

Khomeini’s granddaughter speaks out

Zahra Eshraqi, a granddaughter of the late Ayatollah Khomeini, the founder of the Islamic...

Aug 9th

current mosquito bite count: 6

natface: 3 of which are on my butt, a place i didn’t think I needed to spray, since I was wearing A...

Aug 9th

topherchris: You are all my bitches. Bijani — is he...

Aug 9th

Guess who just got a new bike? Darklamb, thanks for...

Aug 9th

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Bob Marley, Could You Be Loved? I could be. Happy Sunday. (via reconnoitre)  

Aug 9th

Dr. Huxtable called, wants his sweater back. (via...

Aug 9th

katespencer: Lady Gaga’s new Jem/My Little Pony hair - aka...

Aug 8th

time for sleep

good night tumblrs. xx asie

Aug 8th

inothernews: “Wait. You’re telling me this is the FIFTEENTH...

Aug 8th

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whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Dexy’s Midnight Runners- Come On Eileen Nostalgia. BU Freshman year hockey...

Aug 8th

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“Brown Eyed Girl”, Van Morrison (via brooklynmutt) Das ma sawng

Aug 8th

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winstonwolfe: tanya77: topherchris: Bike messengers are on crack. NICE. Levels of crazy in...

Aug 8th

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Ira Glass on Storytelling #3 So GOOD

Aug 8th

aberjona: limonata Add a little Stoli and you have my...

Aug 8th

Swearing in Farsi Friday

Pashman too damaget (‘My pubic hair (literally, ‘my fur’) in your nose’ )

Aug 7th

Visiting my family takes it’s toll. I’ve been inside all day. Sleepy. Looking for jobs...

Aug 6th

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walpaper: Hannibal Burress on Jimmy Fallon   azizisbored says, “Hannibal is one of my favorite new...

Aug 6th

I can’t stand celery in chicken salad.

Aug 6th

folkinz: oh. my.

Aug 6th

I like New York in August. How 'bout...

(via inothernews) Last night, I biked around Brooklyn under a full moon. I couldn’t stop...

Aug 6th

White House reverses statement on Iran...

Aug 5th

Best Iced Coffee in New York

Connecticut Muffin in Brooklyn - the hazelnut/french vanilla blend is ridic Hot & Crusty -...

Aug 5th

ex2: In other New York City News: Bollywood dancers perform...

Aug 5th

Women beaten near Sudan dress code trial

lickystickypickyme: KHARTOUM, Sudan - Police fired tear gas and beat women protesting outside a...

Aug 5th

brooklynmutt: Romance

Aug 5th

darklamb: o hello there! Is that the Ralph Lauren model?...

Aug 5th

When he came out the the set, he took a minute to ask if the audience had any questions. This lady...

Aug 5th

Guess who provided Jon Stewart with the opening ‘Lalalala’ tonight?

Aug 5th

The bathrooms at The Daily Show are disappointing

Aug 4th

“It’s not age-appropriate to expect children to be concerned...”
— Modern Love - Those...

Aug 2nd

G.I. Joe had a ninja sword?

Aug 1st