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reconnoitre: oh it’s nothing, just a little spaghetti, and...

Jul 31st

“I was just listening to Wendy Williams and heard some quote...”
— Kanye West (via jeremywatt)

Jul 31st

The lessons of 1979-82

Jul 31st

Love of my life, fellow Iranian-American comic, Mehran...

Jul 31st

“Although I’ve gotta say, when I hear critics talk about out...”
— President Obama at a Townhall...

Jul 30th

Life is good

Jul 30th

Tumblring at Cosmo Radio

Jul 30th

GPOSomeoneElseWed: Darklamb at the beach

Jul 30th

I’m at the Sirius XM studios - this an empty sound...

Jul 30th

topherchris we want answers!!

caterpillarcowboy: winstonwolfe: asie: tumblr - why is the notes counter on posts so fuct...

Jul 29th

(via darklamb) So familiar and lovely — I’m sad...

Jul 29th

tumblr - why is the notes counter on posts so fuct inaccurate?

Jul 29th

Amanpour pulling back veil on Iranian...

Jul 29th

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One year later - Beirut: Back to being best party city? Only people on earth with better eyebrows...

Jul 29th

inthefade: thedza: (via gorillasushi) YES! Wow, yea....

Jul 29th

# 3 Worst Swimsuit of 2009 My favorite because of the shot...

Jul 29th

Worst Swimsuits of Summer 2009 - Honorable Mention Darklamb...

Jul 29th

hipsterdiet: Cinque Terre - Riomaggiore  Will, thanks for...

Jul 29th

“Get in Bed with Cosmo” on Sirius XM...

I’m going to be on the show tonight, July 29th at 10pm EST talking about overpartying at...

Jul 29th

Farsi lesson #3

Eeshalah tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney (translation: “I hope you cry for the rest of you...

Jul 29th

(via imaginaryassholes) DARKLAMB — the bar has been...

Jul 28th

Biological Basis For Creativity Linked To...

Jul 28th

is it me or is tumblr search function not really working right now?

Jul 28th

“…but if it werent for us, no one would be entertained, no...”
— A friend, on artists.  My...

Jul 28th

darklamb: (via fashionistaa)  For Wimbledon — KAAAGH...

Jul 28th

maidennewyork: darklamb: poolside in beverly hills (via...

Jul 28th

At least I’m honest. I’d probably need to...

Jul 27th

ohgrowup: bonerparty: Conversely, have you ever dated...

Jul 27th

“The mark of greatness is when everything before you is...”
— Dave Chappelle on Richard...

Jul 27th

Madonna is looking great lately. (via deleteyourself)

Jul 27th

robot-heart: Vibrant Hair by ~JacksFluzey on deviantART...

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

darklamb: tylercoates: This image is the stuff of...

Jul 27th

WEEKLY UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS CLAIM...

the405club: It’s that time of the week again to claim your unemployment benefits [click here for...

Jul 26th

Rules for my unborn daughter: when you can’t decide on...

Jul 26th

Me & my little sister at our cousins wedding in Jersey...

Jul 26th

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Frank Sinatra — New York, New York (via topherchris)

Jul 26th

Lovely Craig Ferguson rant on the cult of...

Jul 25th

Uncomfortable furniture, flagrant use of marble and...

Jul 25th

I’m backstage at PrimeTime Comedy Club in Jersey...

Jul 25th

I don’t care too much

Jul 24th

jackieheartsb: Daily Recipe : Roasted Cauliflower...

Jul 24th

rhodyram: (via thephenthouse)

Jul 24th

Artist Soheil Tavakoli creating an on site mural of the...

Jul 22nd

Freedom fighters slash future heart breakers

Jul 22nd

No national flags allowed — but still a super sad...

Jul 22nd

We Support…Googoosh ?!? Lady, you’re doing...

Jul 22nd

CNN

Jul 22nd

Jul 22nd

United for Iran - Volunteers, NY

Jul 22nd

We Will Never Give Up, NY

Jul 22nd

Names of Prisoners in Green, Names of Deceases in Red

Jul 22nd

United for Iran: 3 Day Fast In Solidarity, NY

Jul 22nd

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inothernews: boggle:hortenseg: Craig Ferguson: “Why Everything Sucks.” “It became fashionable...

Jul 22nd

suitep: Someone got a haircut. Cute. (via) she’s...

Jul 22nd

itisnothing: GPOYW. That’s right, you’re looking at...

Jul 22nd

kapi: thismightsuck: be there or be square Please come if...

Jul 22nd

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itisnothing: ladymisskate: Talib Kweli - Get By This is easily in my top ten songs of all time....

Jul 22nd

darklamb: lillieinthecity: [nytimes] dumpster dips - a new...

Jul 21st

darklamb: obviously i always look like this when i...

Jul 21st

inothernews: A-MUD-RICA Barbara “Redneck Queen” Bailey shows...

Jul 21st

abandonoholics anonymous

Jul 20th

ryandoescomedy: Todd Barry dislikes Eugene Mirman.

Jul 20th

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brooklynmutt: Iran’s Ahmadinejad’s Vice President Forced To Resign (via NewsPoliticsNews) I...

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on...”
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

Sausage calzone

Jul 20th

Grimaldi’s: Mushroom, olive and onion

Jul 20th

Grimaldi’s

Jul 20th

Jul 19th

Seven Rules for Awful Writing

1. Add lots of adjectives. Nabokov started a novel, “Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.”...

Jul 19th

NY Times's Frank Bruni: "I was a baby...

Jul 19th

sade: Someone married Fred Durst and I am still alone. ...

Jul 19th

“Most of your fears are lies you’ve sold yourself. Stop...”
— R. Sharma (via likemice)

Jul 18th

roseb4hoes: This javelin spectator is having the worst week...

Jul 18th

mandalay: bendmeover:Le Demoiselles D’Hamilton See, baths...

Jul 18th

Juan Cole: Rafsanjani's Steps to Resolve...

Jul 18th

natface:  photo series of women being killed by junk...

Jul 18th

darklamb: (via walpaper) Haha— walpaper is a lesbian....

Jul 18th

Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack...

Jul 18th

“In order to move on sometimes you have to let go”
— PJ Eden (via brooklynmutt)

Jul 18th

blackberryjewsqueeze: Breathless Restless, restless 

Jul 18th

(via kapi)

Jul 18th

Women and men, side by side during Friday Prayer

Jul 17th

brooklynmutt: Grapes of Wrath Art Roflmao - DPChallenge

Jul 17th

“Some things are hard to write about. After something happens...”
— Sylvia Plath (via robot-heart)

Jul 17th

Time Warner Cable guy going above & beyond—he...

Jul 17th

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Kelis — My Milkshake (via topherchris) LALA LALALA

Jul 17th

What Your Fetishes Say About You.

Jul 17th

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
— Bertrand Russell. (via...

Jul 17th

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Rafsanjani in Tehran Friday prayer, July 17th Video translation/transcript: Unfortunately, the...

Jul 17th

“Doubt has been created. There are two currents: one doesn’t...”
— Former Iranian president Ali...

Jul 17th

I want to go schwimming

Jul 17th

Media Blackout: For the first time in...

Jul 17th

(via caitlintime) Reason #673 Why I hated adolescence: ...

Jul 17th

“[W]hat can be more frightening than the never-ending search...”
— via likemice Good read by a...

Jul 17th

Friday Prayers, July 17th - Tehran, Iran

Jul 17th

nutritionista: Friday Day in Food Breakfast, 8:15am:...

Jul 17th

frangry: Adriana Lima loses her usual bombshell look, along...

Jul 17th

The Morning News Guide to Urban Etiquette:...

Jul 17th

I have a big nose.

(via brianvan) PEERRRSSSIANNN

Jul 17th

03,35

darklamb: there’s nothing like a semi-drunk reblog. good night tumblr. asie i hope your toe...

Jul 17th

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How to Know if Your Toe Is Broken Good news is, I don’t think it’s broken—...

Jul 17th

(via theroaring20s) “Daddy, can I have some ice...

Jul 16th

katespencer: It’s funny the things that can trigger memories and sadness. Today while rushing to...

Jul 16th

antikris: themattsmith:khrushchev: If someone offered...

Jul 16th

lickystickypickyme: switchblades: This month’s issue of...

Jul 16th

(via crack-n-berries) That’s Sara Rahbar’s work

Jul 16th

“What did you do as a child that made the hours pass like...”
— Carl Jung (via...

Jul 16th

“By killing protesters, the government makes martyrs of them,...”
— Potkin Azarmehr, a...

Jul 16th

RIGHT NOW: Will Ferrell with Bear Grylls on Man vs. Wild on Discovery

Jul 16th

darklamb: scott’s comment “Yes, the suit is very nice but...

Jul 15th

Lefty friendly

Jul 15th

GPOY-iced-coffee: I wish the straw was shorter edition

Jul 15th

United For Iran: Global Day of Action, July...

Jul 15th

“Less options = Freedom. We’ll wind up sifting through the...”
— walpaper: I married the first...

Jul 15th

receiver: texturism: perspective | via chrisrossi

Jul 14th

“she taught me how to quit. to break leases and leave jobs...”
— full moon fever, which is now...

Jul 14th

My dad’s been driving with the blinker on for 4 minutes and I haven’t said a word.

Jul 14th

On a job site with my dad. Take Your [unemployed] Daughter to Work Day-style

Jul 14th

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Fiona Apple- Fast As You Can (via lorenrochelle)

Jul 14th

La Dolce Vita: This Week’s Quote (via robot-heart) Between...

Jul 14th

Today, I...

- met one of my besties who is an architect for breakfast at IHOP by the Brooklyn Court house after...

Jul 13th

Iran's Terrifying Facebook Police

Jul 13th

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Jul 13th

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inthefade: kindasleepy: biorhythmist: Living with First-Person Shooter Disease AMAZING. I am...

Jul 13th

walpaper: via: og —- Never forget.

Jul 13th

irredenta: Huge demonstrations planned for Friday, July 17...

Jul 12th

brooklynmutt: via  Oh my word. In my recurring nightmares,...

Jul 12th

henryeatspeople: (via nedhepburn) Oh Ned…

Jul 12th

A Thank-You Note to Men By Mary-Louise...

claudia: To you, whom it may concern:Manly creature, who smells good even when you don’t, you wake...

Jul 12th

inothernews: Less “Bee” and more “Gees”.  Gold pants =...

Jul 12th

I am experiencing a feeling of dread.

inothernews: ursulasteinberg: I feel like I’ve forgotten to do something vital or that if I don’t...

Jul 12th

theneave: If you are single and you are looking to hook up...

Jul 10th

TEHRAN UNREST: IT WAS NOTHING LESS THAN WAR,...

Jul 10th

antikris: brianvan: Kris came up with this, and I...

Jul 10th

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soupsoup: freehumans: Tehran for the world to see  Trita! He was an grad student at SAIS &...

Jul 10th

Protests resume in Iran - NYT (via irredenta)

Jul 10th

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Jul 10th

“A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it...”
— Anonymous (via...

Jul 9th

jhnbrssndn: subjecttomeg: Some tough love for you,...

Jul 9th

paperflowers: (via sweethomestyle)  Yes, please.

Jul 9th

deleteyourself: A architect in Brooklyn is turning old...

Jul 9th

fatmanatee: This is a foul. (via msnbc.com) ...

Jul 9th

maidennewyork: (via 2rich2poor) SNAGGLE(LIKE ME)  <3...

Jul 9th

18th of Tir: RALLY FOR IRAN - Thursday,...

Iran loves anniversaries. The next one, and perhaps most pivotal to the current movement, happens to...

Jul 9th

brooklynmutt: Gwen Stefani - Vogue by Steven Meisel, April...

Jul 9th

katespencer: mascarah: Lady Gaga in Rolling Stone

Jul 8th

Pet Peeve of the Week

katespencer: It always pisses me off when women at bars piss all over the toilet seat due to some...

Jul 8th

Passive-aggressive notes: sidewalks of Park Slope edition

Jul 7th

inothernews: Hmmm. (hat tip to fatmanatee for bringing...

Jul 7th

YAY

brianvan: Best places to find beer-n-shot deals | Brokelyn Cheap and free things to do in...

Jul 7th

“There is no more miserable human being than one in whom...”
— William James, Principles of...

Jul 7th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

mandalay: marydear:bohemea Currently rocking a new...

Jul 6th

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hackiran: fighting back against anti-riot police, july 3. Ghoh khordi = Eat shit

Jul 6th

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Benny Mardones - Into The Night (via hipsterdiet) …if you only left her alone

Jul 6th

Homeward bound back to NY-except the trains going...

Jul 5th

“I have come gradually to understand that the liberal arts...”
— David Foster Wallace (via...

Jul 5th

darklamb: sweethomestyle: booktumbling: this pretty...

Jul 5th

Leading Clerics Defy Ayatollah on Disputed...

Jul 5th

soupsoup: asie: Red Bank, NJ I grew up a town over from...

Jul 4th

funny ladies (yes. again)

Jul 4th

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walpaper: Take On Me Aha via:og

Jul 4th

series-of-contradictions: Yep, I’m home alright. Trucks in...

Jul 4th

brooklynmutt: “They don’t let my husband call me. They...

Jul 4th

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kapi: Laid — James (via thismightsuck)

Jul 4th

I love white people. anastasivictoria: No “finer things”...

Jul 4th

Red Bank, NJ

Jul 4th

Driving into Red Bank with the family to see fireworks = complete shitshow

Jul 3rd

deleteyourself: The only possible way Chinese tourists will...

Jul 3rd

Oh, btw -- BOUDA -- NSFW below

holla at your girl

Jul 3rd

maidennewyork: deadgirls: oio: yamadataro: Acesso...

Jul 3rd

maidennewyork: thingsthatexciteme: Photo by Igor...

Jul 3rd

Definition of Bravery

darklamb: The Shambhala teachings are founded on the premise that there is basic human wisdom that...

Jul 3rd

“you need some swagger in your life.”
— someone awesome said this to...

Jul 3rd

seanhasablog: Grafitti Grammar. (via Jai-to-Z) For DL and...

Jul 3rd

NYT Op-Ed, Marjan Satrapi: I Must Go Home to...

Jul 3rd

“We should be careful to get out of an experience only the...”
— Mark Twain (via...

Jul 3rd

ryandoescomedy: condi: images that should be embossed in...

Jul 3rd

is there something wrong with me that i...

darklamb: can. not. stand. them. Bunny, it’s because it’s as polar to Italian as you...

Jul 3rd

the405club: 30 WAYS TO LOSE A JOB ON TWITTER. If you are...

Jul 3rd

The Economist's obituary for Michael Jackson...

Jul 3rd

people with no chins.

realrealsoft: it’s bothersome. Forreal. Plus men with small hands. Deal breakers. But maybe...

Jul 3rd

who's your hollywood hunk?

darklamb: i loooove that the only facebook friends of mine who did that quiz are my gay friends....

Jul 3rd

Sarah Jessica Parker moving to Park Slope?

Jul 2nd

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Nose Jobs in Iran: why it’s considered the rhinoplasty capital of the world.

Jul 2nd

“He wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that...

Jul 2nd

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doree: Oh my God, this video of girls in Wildwood, N.J. in 1992 is amaaaaaazing. The pay phone...

Jul 2nd

The little munchkin teething on her playpen is now 25....

Jul 2nd

lickystickypickyme: The human body, optima forma. Love what...

Jul 2nd

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hackiran: partying in tehran Shabeh to shabeh maneh, inshab shabeh ashegshodaneh

Jul 2nd

Someone just gave me tix to see Vanilla Ice @ Irving Plaza...

Jul 2nd

Do you belong in NYC?

Jul 1st

negevrockcity: Stencil from Tehran. Relevant topics on this...

Jul 1st

jackieheartsb: Canadian TV Shows w/ Jokes You May Not...

Jul 1st

Jerusalem Post via Andrew Sullivan: Some...

Jul 1st

robot-heart: what were the chances by ~this-is-tis on...

Jul 1st

EU TO WITHDRAW FROM TEHRAN

Most of the European Union’s 27 member states will recall their ambassadors from Tehran as early as...

Jul 1st

Tehran-Iran (via theneave)

Jul 1st

“Man will always be attracted to the woman who reflects the...

Jul 1st