diet iced me

2009

June 304
May 140
April 99
March 60
January 68

2008

November 126
October 188
August 149
July 153
June 45
May 96
April 76
March 92
January 86
I couldn’t resist. (Obviously they are French....
Oct 30th
tenderbuttons: you’ll see the back of my hand like the...
Oct 30th
“Good god Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a...”
— Jack Donaghy (via aberjona)
Oct 30th
(inothernews:via kevin) I’m sorry, I really tried not...
Oct 30th
Bloomberg at Bloomberg NYC headquarters
Oct 29th
moderation: Brooklyn_07 (via bluesweaterfilms)
Oct 29th
“Call me old-fashioned but i’d prefer to be taken some place...”
— Dark Lamb: date night in new...
Oct 29th
hellovagina: (via planettampon)  Madonna’s...
Oct 29th
(via mandalay) Darklamb, I’m sort of convinced this...
Oct 29th
mynylife: My Vienna Our 91 year-old family friend texts...
Oct 29th
“your hair smells amazing! like pantene, but pantene from...”
— asie to me, and my freshly...
Oct 29th

To hot cooked rice add:

lickystickypickyme: butter, lime juice and chopped cilantro wild mushrooms sautéed in butter,...
Oct 29th
I hate my job. It makes me want to eat candy, smoke cigarettes and cut my own hair in the bathroom.
Oct 28th
darklamb: nude and black may be my favorite color...
Oct 28th
“I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes...”
— ALAN GRAYSON, Democratic...
Oct 26th
I think they broke the moon with those rockets. It’s so big, low and yellow. Go look.
Oct 26th
Denis Leary’s Connecticut Farmhouse Getaway (via NYT) ...
Oct 24th

my doppelgänger

No one else was home. Alone in the living room watching White Collar on USA (the guy on that show is...
Oct 24th
“We’re hangin’ out at this club, and the club’s startin’ to...”
— AZIZ ANSARI, recounting his...
Oct 24th
Making a mess: I didn’t use a big enough pot for the...
Oct 22nd
Action Plan: 15 Things Every American Can Do...
Oct 22nd
i get it. you don’t believe in god or prayer. you think it’s dumb and lame. i hope this...
Oct 22nd
Israel and Iran met in Cairo discuss...
Oct 22nd

I can't stop thinking about him

Two weeks ago — I met this guy, randomly in Brooklyn by the Natural food bodega. We drank...
Oct 22nd
folkinz: red & black candy apples awesome.
Oct 22nd
Citibank Jacks Credit Card Rates To 29.99% On...
Oct 22nd
“We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of...”
— This interview with Bronson...
Oct 22nd

On Dating.

Him: I don't understand this New York American complicated way...
Me: Elaborate?
Him: You go out on a date then you wait a certain amount of time and then go on another one, and in between you're supposed to go out with a couple of other people which seems to be just because there are so many out there and there are options that need to be weighed. Like you aren't a man if you actually want to have a connection beyond flirty SMS and a boozy dinner. It should be more straightforward. If you like someone - just keep spending time with them until one of you feels like the interest level is heading away from what you want. And let it all unfold from there.
Oct 22nd
robot-heart: Pakistani Wedding (via smoothdude)
Oct 21st
“I’m always like, Dude, Bon Iver, you are totally codependent.” - meaghano
Oct 21st
Dear Chubby Dudes, Your shaving strategy is not working when a white fleshy chin chunk is hanging...
Oct 21st
“Driving near Universal City last weekend, I saw a sign for...”
— It’s Really Come To This (via...
Oct 20th
Those big bank earnings explained
Oct 20th
Supermini sliders @ the Game On! afterparty at Nintendo Game...
Oct 20th
For Darklamb
Oct 19th
darklamb: love the superlongbraids at...
Oct 19th
“It’s difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of...”
— Russell Brand (via...
Oct 18th
!!!!!!!!!
Oct 18th
(via heartbeatcity)
Oct 13th
“Gives us a sense of momentum when the United States has...”
—  A State Department spokesman,...
Oct 9th
nikuhh:stopdreamingstartliving: haha my life<3 from yo...
Oct 9th
savingpaper:(via thetrifler & banalitycheck)
Oct 8th
“Remember that $1.3 trillion dollar tax cut, mostly for rich...”
— Rachel Maddow The GOP...
Oct 8th
folkinz: i think i know what i’m making everyone for...
Oct 7th

Libra...

The sun shines brighter on my new home. The old place had resemblances to a cave and was surrounded...
Oct 7th
darklamb: i mean i guess if life on earth as we knew it...
Oct 7th
ARTIFICIAL VIRGINITY KIT When your lover penetrate, it...
Oct 7th
Ryde-or-die-bitch, lefty edition
Oct 7th

People in any stage of an intimate...

(also via gamesockson) kelsium: I think that is generally a good rule of thumb. It’s...
Oct 7th
darklamb: Patricia Schmid by Andreas Öhlund for Plaza...
Oct 7th
HUMOR IS OVERRATED. (via youngmanhattanite)
Oct 7th
The psychology of the booty call (Boston...
Oct 4th
Report: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...
Oct 3rd
“It is my belief… that the truth is generally preferable to...
Oct 2nd
“Even Johnny Cochran didn’t have the nerve to say, “But did...”
— Chris Rock, while talking...
Oct 2nd

no sleepie for me

darklamb: asie: darklamb: asie: darklamb: asie: Why? But the only thing I’ve done...
Oct 2nd
Rach, the Doo.Ri tights I was telling you about — this...
Oct 2nd
darklamb: frangry: Where are Rihanna’s parents? More...
Oct 2nd

How to be a dick in Farsi: learn to be...

Meshosham beh seebillet (I piss on your moustache) *dedicated to nowihaveablog
Oct 2nd
pathologia:mariamjaan:sweepthesunshine:faithandbegorrah:chuff...
Oct 2nd
Top Things you Think You Know about Iran that...
Oct 2nd
tenderbuttons: as usual, my heart’s thumping extra quickly...
Oct 2nd
chuffedlittlemuffin: Sexy.  Potato bread, fitting more...
Oct 2nd
Letterman Had Sexual Relationship with Staff...
Oct 2nd
tenderbuttons: we have the most amazing gold sequined...
Oct 1st

my birthday is in two weeks

I would love for you guys to come Saturday, October 10th-ish more details TBA
Oct 1st
God I hope my future bf doesn’t live in Queen —...
Oct 1st