diet iced me

2009

June 304
May 140
April 99
March 60
January 68

2008

November 126
October 188
August 149
July 153
June 45
May 96
April 76
March 92
January 86
Warch Watch
Subway dramas: I was once handsurfed (attempted molestion by holding out his hand while the train...
May 1st
“All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that...”
—  Marilyn Monroe (via claudia)
May 1st
Warch Watch
I’ve made all sorts of strange noises watching this… (I’m sorry, in advance)
May 1st
Maybe this will lessen my resentment for still paying off my...
May 1st
Apr 30th
“It’s a familiar scene: A guy and a girl sit in a dorm room —...”
— Lust in translation...
Apr 30th
“The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater...”
— Rainer Maria Rilke
Apr 30th
Student ‘Twitters’ his way out of Egyptian...
Apr 30th
“If one candidate’s trying to scare you and the other one’s...”
— Bill Clinton, in 2004 (via...
Apr 30th
typeracer
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Deer Tick - These Old Shoes (a must listen) Ever been in a long distance relationship?  It...
Apr 29th
“Humor is a prelude to faith & laughter is the beginning...”
— Reinhold Niebuhr
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Satisfaction (does anyone have the spoof of this video? with the dudes??)
Apr 28th
“Sometimes I’ve hung around longer than I should...”
— RiffsNotes
Apr 28th
stylebubble
Apr 28th
“Don’t wish me happiness I don’t expect to be happy all the...”
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via...
Apr 28th
I suppose there are Jersey stereotypes for a reason… ...
Apr 27th
Red Bank, NJ. Some random cover band. Came down to...
Apr 27th
mascarah: Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United footballer,...
Apr 25th
claudia: curate: The Year in Pictures: Bringing Sexy Back ...
Apr 25th
Apr 24th
It’s me!!   (jk, i wouldn’t be caught dead...
Apr 24th
Wtf did she smoke to have her fingers amputated??!!
Apr 24th
mascarah: Wildwood BBQ just opened up at 18th and Park....
Apr 23rd
“Grief drives men into habits of serious reflection,...”
— John Adams
Apr 23rd
Charlie (my friend Hillary’s bro) an Orthodox Rabbi...
Apr 23rd
Death by text message - A Cellphone's Missing...
Apr 23rd
How to Do What You Love
Apr 22nd
Now that I’m fully motivated to run and been getting...
Apr 22nd
“”
— 5 Ways To Increase Creativity...
Apr 21st
Musk, Hashish & Blood “The adventures of a modern...
Apr 20th
I’m sensing a theme here…
Apr 20th
War rugs at Brooklyn Flea
Apr 20th
Happy a great weekend errrybdy.
Apr 18th
Apr 18th

Update: Someone found my wallet!

Got a call from the Empire State Building security office today.  Lost my wallet on Monday somewhere...
Apr 18th
claudia: “This photograph is my proof. There was that...
Apr 18th
Free Starbucks vouchers in Herald Square
Apr 18th
Ran again this morning. A little slow though.  But it was...
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Gossip on Letterman
Apr 18th

DC Comedy Fest Audition critique I...

“Asie is fun but she needs more time to develop more material.  I felt like I was on the phone...
Apr 18th
ifightevil:(via sarazucker) You dropped the ball.
Apr 18th
Was on Style Bubble, a post on feathers.  I don’t know...
Apr 17th
Artist to build four giant waterfalls in New...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Health Log (inspired by Emily): So I went for a run again...
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
From my comedian friend, Carlos A. Gonzalez: Nothing like football to bring out the gay in ya!
Apr 16th
I lost my wallet today.  Wasn’t as big of deal as you would think. I’d be more upset of...
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
Eloquent monologue by Colin Ferguson.  15 years sober plus that Donald Where’s your...
Apr 14th
“There is no ache more deadly than the striving to be oneself”
— Yevgeniy Vinokuro I think,...
Apr 14th
boutofcontext: Check out my new Sunday socks. By ‘injinji.’ ...
Apr 14th
Yay!
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
“Aww, look at all that baby hair Mary-Kate!”
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
Breakdancing Contest in Tehran, Iran
Apr 11th
“It could be the self-destructive nature of the visit. Giving...”
— Letters from Johns (via...
Apr 11th
They were protesting, “More juice, more...
Apr 10th
“Probably for every man there is at least one city that...”
— J.D. Salinger, “A Girl I Knew”...
Apr 10th
aberjona: Sweet. zmazing.
Apr 10th
Wow.  Is this embaressing? Doris is displaying my ideal way...
Apr 10th
Hypernova’s coming to town for one night only...
Apr 10th
Apr 10th
“You look like the guy who enjoys getting into a hot tub and...”
— John McCain, trading Insults...
Apr 10th
“You are educated when you have the ability to listen to...”
— Robert Frost (via birdgirl)...
Apr 10th
In front of the library….fierce. ...
Apr 9th

Auntie Sarah's Family Hour

The Sunday NY Post just named us one of the BEST ALTERNATIVE COMEDY SHOWS IN NYC!!! April,...
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
The Michael J. Frog Effect When your kicking ass when no one’s around but seem to fall flat...
Apr 9th
The difference between men and women
Apr 8th
“Envy eats nothing but its own heart”
— German Proverb (via mascarah)
Apr 4th
Listen Listen
emilyposts: a-ha’s take on me is the best driving music. ever. also, it’s hard not to feel...
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
 (here’s the full video version) I have an intense amount of childhood memories and emotions...
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
From Gawker: 40th anniversary of civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s...
Apr 4th
i ruv sparkle tights.  I’m starting to see them...
Apr 3rd
Warch Watch
I would love for all these office buildings to empty out, ladies on the street, replicating the...
Apr 3rd
Post secret (The email response it got: ...
Apr 2nd
Warch Watch
Kanye and Chris Martin…. this one hurts a little, especially, maybe if you feel like...
Apr 1st
Apr 1st