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Mar 27th

 (sartorialist) Makes me wish I had light hair so I could...

Mar 27th

“We feel and weigh soon enough what we suffer from others;...”
— Thomas a Kempis It’s...

Mar 27th

“You are tired most of the time Love seems more like a...”
— Signs of Immature Love

Mar 27th

“You have a lot of energy You have a sense of humor and seem...”
— Signs of Mature Love

Mar 27th

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Russell Peters  “…somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.”

Mar 27th

Me loves this dress so much. Leighton Meester is super...

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“If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do...”
—  Ancient Buddhist Expression

Mar 26th

SAY WHAT?? 5 foot 10 inches in 4th GRADE???? I think back on...

Mar 26th

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
— Walt Disney

Mar 25th

“You do have to follow the money. If you follow the money...”
— Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski,...

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Improv Everywhere, spoofing shirtless Abercrombie with a bunch of shirtless dudes. ha.

Mar 25th

“And by the way, everything in life is worth writing about if...”
— Sylvia Plath (via...

Mar 24th

Awfulness File: #384 Ghetto minus the...

Yesterday afternoon, I walked into a deli in Brooklyn to use the ATM. The clerk shouting,...

Mar 23rd

Strindberg + Helium

Mar 22nd

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MTV Chose or Lose’s Sara Benincasa reports (These are all comics being *rul serrus* —...

Mar 21st

“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when...”
— Mark Twain (via sabine)

Mar 20th

garfield minus garfield

Mar 20th

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peterwknox: erockappel: March 15: A college basketball game is Rick Rolled/Anonymous Raided! Major...

Mar 20th

Stuff Educated Black People Like

Mar 20th

Eid Norooz Mobarak! (Happy Persian New Year!)

Mar 20th

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So romantic.

Mar 20th

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tumblinas: I know this is a really naive thing to say but it’s funny how fads in Europe are...

Mar 20th

mascarah: (via thedailyfiona)

Mar 20th

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ImprovEverywhere Food Court, Somewhere, USA

Mar 20th

For those edging towards 27 --- Saturn...

Astrologers call the period between ages twenty-eight and thirty “Saturn Return.”...

Mar 20th

ha. here’s to not getting a graduate degree.

Mar 20th

“Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new President,...”
— Tracy Morgan, rebutting Tina...

Mar 19th

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oldy but goody. What a fun couple, no?  They’re equally goofy and fun.  Plus, I bet they met...

Mar 19th

Virginia Postrel in The Atlantic: "Rightsize...

Mar 19th

“The three trillion dollars we’ve spent on Iraq could have...”
— Rock the Vote email This...

Mar 19th

Libra - Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 Tuesday, Mar 18, 2008 You might be starting to think about making some...

Mar 18th

You should see Matt Drudge, he looks way worse.  Brian...

Mar 18th

I left my wallet at home yesterday, so I cant report on what...

Mar 18th

mascarah: New York City at night photographed using HDR...

Mar 18th

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Tibetian Riots - March 15th — Can you imagine wanting something so bad that your willing to go...

Mar 18th

Dear Madonna

tumblinas: I wish someone would give you permission to stop trying so hard…to be British. To be...

Mar 18th

“There’s so much frat boy humour out there now. This whole...”
— Parker Posey (via...

Mar 18th

And these are coveted by BabySetareh.  Maybe you wanna get...

Mar 17th

White people love St. Patrick's Day

Mar 17th

Dear delicious shoes that are no longer available in my size...

Mar 17th

“What’s up now?” (Sartorialist in New...

Mar 17th

tumblinas: i thought it would be a good idea if i posted...

Mar 17th

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http://unfittoys.wordpress.com/

Mar 13th

Be Kind to your Behind — indeed!  ( I took my sweet...

Mar 12th

I thought the only Roy Rogers(s) left were on the Turnpike! ...

Mar 12th

Michelle’s new baby cat, Rexy.  Get it? It’s...

Mar 12th

I’m obsessed with cleaning out my ears after a...

Mar 12th

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South Carolina — group of white women, Billie, Trina, & Tousha,beat the crap out of black...

Mar 12th

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions....”
— Mark Twain tumblina twinkle #...

Mar 12th

McGreevey's wife speaks up -- Re: stand by...

Mar 12th

11 Steps to becoming addicted to running

Mar 11th

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Madonna at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction Some excerpts: Thanks her ballet teacher...

Mar 11th

(Sartorialist) whoa. Not exactly a show-er but boy, can he...

Mar 11th

Spitzer, a Democrat, rose to prominence as a hard-charging...

Mar 11th

the boss man

tumblinas: is coming into the office today at around 3…i wore a tight skirt and a low-cut shirt. i...

Mar 11th

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I...”
— Douglas Adams  (via mascarah)

Mar 11th

I’m so sick of seeing these accomplished, strong,...

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“But I want everybody to be absolutely clear. I’m not running...”
— Barack Obama’s response to the...

Mar 11th

“I know of no more disagreeable sensation than to be left...”
— Frank Moore Colby  (via...

Mar 11th

Why he probably wont resign any time...

Spitzer and his possible replacement are Clinton superdelegates. If Spitzer steps down, his...

Mar 11th

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most...

Mar 10th

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And Iraaaan ….ran so far away.

Mar 10th

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...”
— aristotle (via nikography)...

Mar 10th

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Annuale — i broke the silent laughter barrier at work.

Mar 10th

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SNL’s Amy Poehler as Project Runway’s Christian Siriano  (thanks DJ!)

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

“Those things are dearest to us that have cost us the most.”
— Michel de Montaigne

Mar 7th

“As long as you live you will never see a black vice...”
— Chris Rock (via bullshit) (via...

Mar 6th

Afternoon snack — a Ya Pear! Super juicy, crisp and...

Mar 5th

a campaign against "Ciao!"

My lovely, wise, & fiesty co-worker emailed this to me today: The word ciao is an abbreviation...

Mar 5th

Amazing. 

Mar 5th

Errybdy txtin on thrrr Sidekick.  (taken at the 14th St....

Mar 5th

uuhmm.  Wait, what? When did she take a sharp left into Rexy...

Mar 4th

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How genius is this? “He’s not saying, he’s being a doouuuchebag.”

Mar 4th

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(I’m reblogging this from my new girl crush, Eliza Skinner.) This little girl disassembles and...

Mar 4th

STARVING THEMSELVES, COCKTAILS IN HAND: Manorexia....

Mar 4th

I miss my sister!!

Mar 4th

The Advantage of Closing a Few Doors The experiments...

Mar 4th

(Sartorialist) Insstpiration (said with a lisp)

Mar 4th

There is obviously a difference between witty writers...

Mar 4th

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