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Mar 2nd

My head is too big for all the trendy, ironic 80s glasses....

Feb 29th

Invisible mode is here for Gmail chat Um, this is the...

Feb 29th

 ABC New Article on the need for babies: Having children to...

Feb 29th

 What Was I Thinking? (The New Yorker) Great article on a...

Feb 29th

#55 - Apologies White people know that their ancestors did...

Feb 29th

Update: How the *show* went

Before each time I set foot on stage, I have a mild heart attack/stroke.  My heart beats so fast...

Feb 27th

“..waiting for the other shoe to drop”
— alleged origin of the saying:...

Feb 26th

Stuff White People Like - Expensive Sandwiches  (thanks...

Feb 25th

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I got the itis after lunch…want my bed.

Feb 25th

First Saturday Dance Party this week on March 1 at the Brooklyn Museum   9:00 p.m.–11:00 p.m. Dance...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

Fear

 I hear there are only two kinds, fear of losing what you have or fear of not getting what you...

Feb 23rd

Enjoy the start of your weekend! (Thanks RNS,x)

Feb 22nd

Brand new extended SATC preview at Jezebel

Feb 22nd

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Speaking of SNL and SATC ….  (Xtina did a fabulous job as SaMANtha, no?)

Feb 22nd

 Casey Wilson— newest addition to the SNL cast! To be...

Feb 22nd

Loved her since Law and Order — stunning.  But I feel...

Feb 22nd

She has played some effed up parts, usually involving...

Feb 22nd

http://citywellness.blogspot.com/

Feb 21st

“The faultfinder will find faults even in Paradise.”
— Henry David Thoreau

Feb 21st

Email Apnea

Feb 21st

                                There’s A Hole In My Sidewalk Chapter One I walk down a street...

Feb 20th

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Duck Tails re-make (words cannot describe it, so just watch.  I dare you to watch and not think,...

Feb 20th

This is the cake Michelle made in honor of Duke’s 1st...

Feb 20th

This is Duke

Feb 20th

Those are green eggs and ham —- they were fantastic...

Feb 20th

This is Jaden — an adorable baby at Duke’s 1st...

Feb 20th

That’s Michelle, we met 15 years ago when I called her...

Feb 20th

Duke, again, getting sleepies after the party.

Feb 20th

Going to write at TeaSpot with Katie, then an open mic to test it out, then a dinner party. ...

Feb 18th

Also a Butterbean. Eww, his boobs look like butter beans.

Feb 18th

Butter Beans!!  So delicious.  I just had them for the first...

Feb 18th

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Love does not fully encompass what I felt about this video when it first came out.  Little blast...

Feb 18th

By the way, super siked for Kosovo.  However, all you...

Feb 18th

I had about a dozen things I wanted to accomplish this...

Feb 18th

The new Knight Rider —- kinda snappy lookin’ but...

Feb 16th

I lied, I know exactly what I’d do in New Zealand. 

Feb 16th

These new teas that come in such hyper-delicate bags...

Feb 16th

Why Perfect Dates Make Lousy Partners

Feb 16th

(Marchesa, $2,550) Example of a dress that’s...

Feb 14th

(Matthew Williamson, $3,070) I love earthy/comfy balanced...

Feb 14th

Oh my goodness! It’s 4:41pm and its still light out...

Feb 14th

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*The single UNFUNNIEST thing ever* Hamas TV—A JEW-eating rabbit named Assud has become the...

Feb 14th

The PERFECT lip treatment—-and its no longer sold...

Feb 14th

“This being human is a guest house. Every morning a new...”
— Rumi

Feb 14th

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A traditional circle of Persian musicians playing (Quanon) and singing Rumi poems—whats cool...

Feb 14th

In the spirit of Valentime’s Day (Essie, Really Red,...

Feb 14th

so comfy and adorable…and good way to present the...

Feb 13th

Symptoms: Metabolic Syndrome Is Tied to Diet Soda For...

Feb 13th

Feb 13th

By the way, amidst all this snowy lovefest, political snippets, and snarky e-cards — I asked...

Feb 13th

I adore snowy nights. A quiet walk home, deep peaceful,...

Feb 13th

Dear Smoker, I really didn’t believe you were addicted until I saw you desperately lighting...

Feb 12th

“The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.”
— Abigail Van Buren (Man, I...

Feb 12th

Quick shout out to everyone that gets on the train or comes...

Feb 12th

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Valentine’s Day Break Up (Ben Schwartz and Super Deluxe)

Feb 12th

Feb 12th

Is there a better time during the meal than when you...

Feb 12th

Upcoming Shows

Saturday, February 23rd: Comic Strip Live*, 1568 Second Ave (btwn 81st & 82nd St) 5:45pm $10 +2...

Feb 11th

Ew. WTF.  I was at Walgreens getting Airborne and this...

Feb 11th

“Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself...”
— Harold Whitman

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Lil pre-Valentine’s Day heartbreak

Feb 10th

Vent

I started a commercial class today.  I realized I’m not good at commercial copy.  It made me...

Feb 10th

Curried Egg Salad With plain yogurt instead of mayo,...

Feb 10th

“Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when...”
— Scott Adams

Feb 6th

I know EXACTLY what that kid is thinking…. ::sigh:: I...

Feb 5th

“I feel like I’m waking up to a world I created while I...”
— Anonymous

Feb 4th

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Frozen Grand Central by Improv Everywhere This is why I cant imagine being creative anywhere else....

Feb 2nd

“How much easier it is to be critical [of other’s work]...”
— Benjamin Disraeli (Ben didnt...

Feb 2nd

Favorite Bank in NYC

Anyone have any recommendations as to which bank they use/prefer in NY? I remember my experience...

Feb 2nd

“Rather than waging old debates about tax cuts versus...”
— John Cassidy, in the New...

Feb 2nd

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Seth Galifianakis

Feb 1st

“Keep treating me like a homie and you gonna get a homie!”
— Mills (Thanks Monica and...

Feb 1st

Comedy at the Edge

Feb 1st