diet iced me

“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something...”
— Mike Myers

Jan 31st

Clever caption: this is the face I had to make to accentuate...

Jan 31st

My lunch: mushroom barley soup* and half a chicken salad...

Jan 31st

4:42pm with Katie: At least somebody's...

me: dude, my upstairs neighbor
was seriously getting it on last night
i was jealous
but also happy for her...you go girl, get your swerve on
Katie: wow
me: even doing it this morning
and it wasnt like, bed creeking
grossness
it was just her like evidently really enjoying herself at 8am
Katie: just read what you wrote & i'm totally turned on right now
that's how on the edge i am
Katie: f
me: f ?
what?
Katie: just...effffffff....
me: sex?
Katie: yeah, i don't even have a crush prospect
me: i bet zach galifiankis is a horrible lay
Katie: mindfuck!
he just looks miserable
me: i guess he does
Katie: compelling, but miserable mindfuck...

Jan 30th

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Kanye West - Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ w/ Zach Galifianakis (starting to sense a...

Jan 30th

Zorb-ing! I need to do this before I die.  I’m pretty...

Jan 29th

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HIT IT! [Thanks for the flava DJ Easy Sink]

Jan 29th

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Teeth I hear it’s a must see.  Watch the trailer — eeeek. Thanks Jessica. 

Jan 28th

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A fun way to spend a Saturday night—-if you happen to be raised in the woods of Pennsylvania. ...

Jan 28th

“All we do in spirituality is get ride of things. We dont get...”
— Sandy B.

Jan 28th

Oh 70% off?  Really?  But why? They are ooooh so flattered...

Jan 28th

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Exercise Tips with Matthew McConaughey

Jan 26th

“We suffer primarily not from our vices or our weaknesses,...”
— Daniel J. Boorstin

Jan 26th

umm—really, wtf.  So scary. Everyone in NY going to...

Jan 25th

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“Not about Love” Fiona Apple video with Zach Galifanakis Not only hilarious but also,...

Jan 25th

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I also need/want to see this movie

Jan 25th

Radical Honesty Movement -- because the...

Excerpts from the Esquire article: ….The next day, we get a visit from my wife’s dad...

Jan 25th

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

We all need someone to look at us. We can be divided into four categories according to the kind of...

Jan 24th

Jan 24th

Palestinians Topple Gaza Wall and Cross to...

Jan 23rd

I need a new phone

Verizon has the crappiest phone selection — Im not really willing to leave the awesome Verizon...

Jan 23rd

Sara's Nerve Blog

Jan 23rd

FOR SALE If your looking for a sweet, shiny, new Toyota...

Jan 23rd

Now I want to see this movie and no one else does bc they...

Jan 23rd

I went to their show last night at The Ochi Lounge and I met...

Jan 23rd

I cant imagine ever buying this book let alone carrying it...

Jan 23rd

Obituary

Jan 22nd

“I can see, now, why people are communists. I’m going...”
— me, said in my office after...

Jan 22nd

Just got back to my mom’s house. Club sodas with lime, fries with mayo/ketchup and rowdy...

Jan 20th

I’m in the suburbs this weekend. Dude, I could really get used to this. Driving places. ...

Jan 20th

“Surrender is a verb, not an adjective.”
— Anonymous

Jan 20th

You know what sucks?

When you have to call up your mom’s *friend* (bc she’s considers the term...

Jan 20th

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Selfish Jean by Demtri Martin 

Jan 18th

“We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other...”
— Eleanor Roosevelt

Jan 18th

Poached Egg Over Rice I friggin’ love some egg and...

Jan 17th

My sister has two weeks of tough exams and projects due...

Jan 16th

Jan 16th

“The celebration of work, and the MIXING of pain and fun -...”
— Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs

Jan 16th

My friend Tim’s work.  (steeleart.com)

Jan 16th

I kinda LOVE this coat, plus its on sale Marc Jacobs, $378...

Jan 16th

passiveaggressivenotes.com

Jan 16th

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My co-worker Atul made this video — it’s a must watch, esp. if you’re familiar...

Jan 15th

I cant believe Tom Cruise really is this...

Jan 15th

You can play Simon on her boobs after the prom. (Season 4,...

Jan 11th

Jan 11th

Adorable!!  $374, Chloe, net-a-porter.com  (couldnt help...

Jan 11th

Crazy is the norm in NY

Jan 10th

“Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All...”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jan 10th

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Coming Soon: Alice’s House 

Jan 9th

I just got back from seeing Persepolis.  I will pontificate...

Jan 9th

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Coming Soon: Taxi to the Darkside

Jan 9th

“The heaviest of burdens crushes us, we sink beneath it, it...”
— The Unbearable Lightness of...

Jan 9th

Postsecret  I’m soooo glad I sucked at the LSATs like...

Jan 9th

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It’s by the same people that wrote My-So-Called-Life! Whatever, I admit it….  I’m...

Jan 9th

WTF

HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) — A man who believed he bore the biblical “mark of the beast”...

Jan 9th

Women Are Never Front-Runners

Jan 9th

http://www.holistic-urbanite.com/

Jan 9th

Did you have a telescopic cup when you were little?  I had a...

Jan 9th

“Do someone you love a favor, leave them alone.”
— Anonymous

Jan 9th

Veggie vs. Meat head Restaurants!

Jan 7th

american-apparel-will-make-you-look-like-a-fat...

Jan 7th

Movie: Nine Lives

Jan 6th

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The Dying Gaul Maybe its bc I’ve seen this done already, on stage, and in scene study but...

Jan 5th

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I really wanted to believe it, I was with them. Yea! Snoop Dog. Yes. Cool beard guy from that law...

Jan 5th

"1 year ago I was asked by a little boy in...

Jan 5th

Fierce.

Jan 5th

“He dragged me around the living room by my ankles, all the...”
— “Beginners” by R....

Jan 5th

“I feel there’s very little difference between...”
— Anonymous

Jan 5th

What does it mean when a guy you met once at...

Jan 5th

“why is she spending hours typing on a message board? just...”
— the most...

Jan 5th

New Yorker: Rough Crossing

Jan 5th

Carver's original draft of "Beginners"

Jan 5th

Carver's correspondences with Lish

Jan 5th

it's what all the cool kids are saying

Jan 4th

“I think that … the job of any photographer, or anyone who...”
— Kevin Connolly, 22

Jan 4th

20/20: Man Without Legs Harnesses Public...

Cipro:1, Me: 0 About all I can manage is to blink and type. I’m spent from this seemingly...

Jan 4th

Game changing 20/20 segment

Jan 4th

Jan 4th

Iowa

Okay, so, Barack I get.  But Huckabee?! Really??!!

Jan 3rd

Hillary in the Middle

Jan 3rd

Top 10 Job Wish List

Suggestion: I need a job that affords me health insurance [see 2G ambulance bill below].  I guess...

Jan 3rd

Black and white cookie of Comedy

Jan 3rd

Katie's blog--2008 declaration of girl love

Jan 3rd

Cipro—like I have kidney anthrax

Jan 3rd

Pyelonephritis

I’mfineI’mfineI’mfine.  I even put on eyeliner this morning.  Right before 14th...

Jan 3rd