diet iced me

tenderbuttons: as usual, my heart’s thumping extra quickly...

Oct 2nd

chuffedlittlemuffin: Sexy.  Potato bread, fitting more...

Oct 2nd

Letterman Had Sexual Relationship with Staff...

Oct 2nd

tenderbuttons: we have the most amazing gold sequined...

Oct 1st

my birthday is in two weeks

I would love for you guys to come Saturday, October 10th-ish more details TBA

Oct 1st

God I hope my future bf doesn’t live in Queen —...

Oct 1st

Does Falling in Love Make Us More Creative?

Sep 30th

issues are like tissues

you pull one out, and another one just comes up. (via darklamb) ...

Sep 30th

“Brooklyn shouldn’t be acknowledging the other boroughs...”
— @realdawnsummers not gonna...

Sep 30th

inothernews: dailyhuff: virtualephemera: ...

Sep 29th

Red grapes > Green grapes

Sep 28th

walpaper: I love the Multiverse.

Sep 28th

Apocalips

dearoldlove: If I ever see you again I will punch you as hard as I can, then kiss you until the...

Sep 28th

sade: omgsocute

Sep 26th

Delicious Orchards Apple Cider donuts: it’s officially...

Sep 26th

Thank you for all the adorable likes, reblogs and messages. You guys blew me away. I’m...

Sep 26th

Holy vagblock, Batman. They just assigned me a cane....

Sep 25th

the good news

I’m HIV negative.

Sep 25th

I’m at the ER. I held it together for the 2 hours in the waiting area. Now that...

Sep 25th

pieces to play the most epic game of Monopoly — ever ...

Sep 25th

“What you got there is a whole plate of neckbones.”
— -one lady to another on Real...

Sep 25th

Watch

Ahmadinejad is not my president. irredenta: This is the original video projected onto a human...

Sep 25th

Iranians, we stand with you The World is watching Stop the...

Sep 24th

Watch

Shohreh Agdashloo won an Emmy for House of Saddam My mom constantly tells me I look like Shohreh,...

Sep 23rd

Fla. cops caught playing video game during...

Sep 23rd

“You have to be patient. You have to give yourself a chance....”
— Wise words from Allison...

Sep 23rd

“In academia, where I spend my working days, most male...”
— a modern love column on beta...

Sep 23rd

When Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrives in New...

Sep 23rd

“A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black...”
— William Shakespeare, Henry V...

Sep 23rd

(via fuckyeahkristenwiig) There aren’t enough funny...

Sep 22nd

Listen

Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys) (via kapi) (via sade) I heard this while in...

Sep 21st

The only thing in Boston without a Sox/Pats logo on it

Sep 19th

Prepping for my set behind the club — don’t...

Sep 19th

Getting close to Boston

Sep 18th

Pakistani girls display their hands decorated with Mehndi or...

Sep 18th

darlene: asie: In 12 hours I’ll be on the Megabus, en route to my first shows in Boston. Where...

Sep 18th

I found where tranny shoes are sent to die a discount death...

Sep 17th

Watch

Ricky Gervais on The Daily Show Prison sex and cake

Sep 17th

“I want to thank anyone who spends part of their day...”
— Steven Soderbergh (via darbyb)...

Sep 17th

Watch

Real Moments with Rachel Zoe: BA-nanas (for Darklambwithmintjelly)

Sep 17th

dancetoomuchbootyinthepants: willmccloud: hlebechuk: ...

Sep 16th

TEDTalks as of 09.02.09

Sep 16th

Tagline pending

Sep 16th

Tonight, as I was riding home from...

I thought of how tragic a sight it would be if one got into a wreck with new grocery in the basket....

Sep 14th

I can’t wait

Sep 12th

“When a bowl of edamame was set down, Mr. Lee made a face. “I...”
— I <3 LLOYD (via katiebakes)

Sep 12th

Watch

soupsoup: Jon Stewart and The Daily Show return after the 9/11 attacks. (via grutty)

Sep 11th

What Would 9-11 Be Like in the Age of Social...

Sep 11th

Watch

Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not to Masturbate | The Onion News Network “Shame on you,...

Sep 11th

David Letterman's Remarks, 9/17/01

inothernews:meredithnyc:lizlemon: (Video here, HT Throwingthings) … The 20 years we’ve been...

Sep 11th

Sep 9th

deleteyourself: I spotted on the subway yesterday…My...

Sep 9th

darklamb: (via bigfun) BEBE!

Sep 9th

mariamjaan: (via The Kitchn) Perfect weather for faloodeh I...

Sep 9th

“President Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law...”
— Margaret and Helen (via...

Sep 6th

NY Times: A discussion on whether the...

Sep 5th

inothernews: FRUIT OF THE LOON Gao Xianzhang of Hexia,...

Sep 4th

Watch Twin Peaks

Sep 4th

Watch

” Good Hair ” Official Trailer [ 2009 ] (via geneofisis) When Chris Rocks daughter, Lola, came up to...

Sep 4th

“I have found that one of the most important things in a good...”
— To My Daughter On Her Wedding...

Sep 4th

tenderbuttons: i just can’t get enough of these two. ‘So,...

Sep 4th

tenderbuttons: “Our Secrets to a Happy Marriage” Think...

Sep 4th

“Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.”
— Dorothy Thompson (via...

Sep 4th

frangry: Daily dose of Moss  love the hair

Sep 4th

Mixing Vitaminwater Green Tea + Limeade = so good, so right

Sep 4th

Only in NY - pole dancer on rickshaw

Sep 4th

Rihanna topless and muzzled in September Italian Vogue (via...

Sep 3rd

This is why you’re going to die  so angry at townhall...

Sep 3rd

NYC’s Top 10 Ice Cream Sandwiches (Above: pistachio...

Sep 2nd

nowihaveablog: Speaking of I-ran, Ahmadinefuck is coming to New York. He’s supposed to give a...

Sep 2nd

Sep 2nd

Sep 2nd

Sep 2nd

i want

an ice cream sandwich

Sep 2nd

Did you people not

nowihaveablog: asie: hear? SNL hired an Iranian-American cast member Yes, I heard. They...

Sep 2nd

Did you people not hear?

SNL hired an Iranian-American cast member

Sep 2nd

“So, SNL hired two more women.”
— (via brianvan) Jenny Slate...

Sep 2nd

darklamb: bigfun: (via xsxtxaxtxixcxsxhxoxxx)  Bigfun is...

Sep 2nd

(via breakingbadnewswithbabyanimals)

Sep 2nd

Listen

drugstoredj:bunkercomplex: Level 42 - “Something About You”

Sep 1st

Persian Cucumbers, sweet & crunchy - Trader Joe’s...

Sep 1st

Jersey City

darklamb: asie: Is there anyway for me to ride my bike over for a gig I have on Friday? dude....

Sep 1st

biteofpythias: caryrandolph: Sunday the JV nonsociety...

Sep 1st

peterwknox: Bright Lights, Big City Gets Fancy New Cover For...

Sep 1st

darklamb: bigfun: (via nerviosismo)  Just another day at...

Sep 1st

darklamb: still not working. Megan Fox by Mariano Vivanco...

Sep 1st

boutofcontext: Excellent brand name. Excellent snack. Tell...

Sep 1st